I might tell a long-winded story every once in a while, but there’s something to be said for being succinct. By the way, this was going to be called ‘Ten-Word Reviews’ and I thought myself quite clever for thinking it up. Turns out there’s an entire website dedicated to ten-word reviews. It’s called (wait for it…) TEN WORD REVIEWS. So, nine it is! SCREW YOU, EXTRA ADJECTIVE! I NEVER LIKED YOU ANYWAY!
Baby Driver: Not a think piece, but really fun! Kickass soundtrack. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
War For The Planet Of The Apes: Apes are badass, “Dawn” was better. Still, Hail Caesar. ⭐️⭐️⭐️
Do you have any movies to recommend?