Zombie-Apocalypse Team and What’s In My Purse

I did one of those “What’s in your bag?” posts! What a dork.

My Gillian Welch purse (I picked it up at a show during the Harrow & The Harvest tour) isn’t overly big, but it’s READY. Trust me, you’re gonna want me on your zombie-apocalypse-team, cuz in addition to the stuff you see, there’s a pretty decent first aid kit in that pouch. I’m a walking pharmacy.

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Embroidered change purse, GLOW IN THE DARK TOONIE, Day of the Dead wallet, keys, Bach Flower Rescue Remedy, hotel pen, Saje Immune Booster and Peppermint Halo for headaches, movie ticket, hand sanitizer, gum, reusable shopping bags and a granola bar for when I get hangry.

PS: My zombie apocalypse team has the following people, for the logical reasons listed. (*I’m kidding, I’m not really this way. But JUST IN CASE.

Dad: Good in a crisis, and a good shot. You’ve seen the Walking Dead. You know this a thing!

Uncles Kurt & Mark: Practical, could build a shelter out of scrap wood and old car parts. Uncle Kurt probably has a basement full of canned goods left over from Y2K, too.

Francine: My gardener friend, grows things, knows the uses of medicinal plants and knows how to attract and care for bees.

Kristen: My friend who’s a good cook and knows how to can things so we can SURVIVE.

My friends Tracy, Jenn and Karen who are at LEAST as organized as I am. WE CAN REBUILD. There’d be charts and graphs and an inventory system and whatever blankets we could scavenge would be perfectly folded.

Mark: The best chef of all of us. And knows his way around an outdoor grill.

Scott: We might need a judge in this new utopia.

Campbell: My fella. He’s not exactly handy, but he’s really strong. Whew! He can stay!

My friend Dave, cuz we love him so much and he’d otherwise never survive. He can take care of the cat colony. There’s obviously a cat colony.

Emily: She works on a farm and knows how to care for livestock!

Bestie Annette, cuz we’re gonna need a doctor.

(We’re accepting applications if you feel like you’ve got something to contribute!)

Remember when this was a post about my purse?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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